Yummy Teaching

The way to a teacher's heart is through her/his stomach apparently.  Last week was Teacher Appreciation Week and we received (and consumed) the following:

• a heap of fresh strawberries
• fresh popped popcorn
• pulled-pork sandwich lunch with salads, chips, soda, cookies, and mini-cupcakes
• 100,000 $ candy bars
• more popcorn
• Cafe Rio lunch with chicken and pork burritos, beans, rice, salad, dressing, chips, salsa, and margaritas
• key lime pie flavored cupcakes and cinnamon chocolate ones
• muffins, fresh fruit, and orange juice

I think that's about it.  Grand total = 1,347,520 calories